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Go
Postal
(from
"Debt, the Mu$ical"
by Leslie Mildiner and Todd Butler)
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So you think that you have got the right stuff to be in our
Company
You are clean and neat and you have a people personality
Well we checked you out and we like your style and you seem
normal enough
But we need to know your tendencies when the going gets rough
Will you go postal, go on a killing spree
Do you talk to people that no one else can see
Do you have recurring violent fantasies
Will you go postal on me
This questionairre is designed to weed out that marginal
percentile
Who exhibit traits that are symptomatic of suddenly going
mentile
It’s the policy of our Company to be thorough in this way
Because one homicidal maniac can ruin your whole day
When they go postal, go on a bloody rampage
Do cartoons on TV fill you with a secret rage
Do you swear God help you, all those phony bastards will pay
When you go postal someday
Will you go postal, do your parents fear for their lives
When you come home for Christmas do they hide the knives
Do you have a history of disappearing wives
Will you go postal, will you go postal, will you go postal
tonight
Written by Todd Butler/2000 |
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